alright, kiddos! meet Wedge LeMon. not lemon. leh-moan. it's french, okay? anyway, so... wedge LeMon is, well, kind of mean. he doesn't like all of the happy jerks that always want to bother him with their greetings and dumb questions and other jerk stuff like that. he likes to insult them. when he does so, their faces pucker up. you know, like when you suck on a lemon. get it? good. $3.